Meme rants

Looking around at the internet in all its glory has led to some interesting finds: Girl memes. What I mean by that is the “When a girl says ‘this’, she really means ‘this'” bullshit that doubles as some strange, psychoanalytic phewie.

 

Like these two:

when a girl is silent tumblr_m1vslt0zuo1qe31xzo1_500

Because women are constantly making ‘noise’ (either talking, chatting, conversing, complaining, whining, moaning, whingeing, screaming, nagging, berating, etc.) that when the ‘noise’ stops, something is wrong and needs to be fixed by you, oh great savior.

My response: I’m silent because I’m probably concentrating on the state of the UN or the wonders of the universe or I’m trying to crop dust without blowing my cover. Get over yourself.

Or this:

tumblr_ldb6w7MMfd1qby6rio1_500

Because our core body temperature in relation to the external temperature is a direct translation of our emotional instability and, therefore, our need to be comforted and saved.

My response: Sometime’s I’m just fucking cold OK!

 

Or these:

5 lies a girl tells 207

Because everything that girls say is malicious, callous, scheming, calculating, and passive aggressive. Don’t trust girls ever. 

My response: Heaven forbid women would speak their minds. Go eat a carrot and leave me alone.

Which leads me to the next few:

quote,boys,relationship,sad-73ff8ad6a1865361a51e5c29425db269_himages (2)

Because women constantly say ‘no’ when they really mean ‘yes’ but cannot, for whatever reason, see how wonderful, handsome, loving, and affectionate you are. 

My response: Do I really  need to point it out?

 

The moral of the story, children, is don’t but stupid shit on the internet and think you’re ‘deep’ or something. You’re a guitar, copy of Catcher in the Rye, and burning insense away from being every person in college. Congrats.

 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s